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By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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By effinit - 30/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Wakey wakey

By DanJames24 - 24/05/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML

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By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 August 2012 2:10

Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.

Eorlas 31

Sunday 5 August 2012 2:15

Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.

Comments

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:03

If you knew he had a girlfriend, YDI.... And you wouldn't want to be with this guy anyway after seeing the way he treats his girlfriend. Cheating bastard..

captainburke 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:31

Living dangerously are we?

KitGrey 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:41

It's do funny when people use the word 'homewrecker' without irony. Man is a dirty **** hope you're now over your crush.

newdaysamedream 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:57

Stay home & ya stay safe..see how that works?!

Quikraptor 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:25

It amazes me that so many idiots post and think "Oh, CLEARLY she posted she KNEW about the girlfriend! Let me just rip into you with the belief I know what I'm talking about." Seriously. Shut the hell up. OP, if you knew about her, YDI. If you DIDN'T know about her, FYL. I will play devils advocate here and assume you posted this in the sense that you did NOT know about her.

RealChinese 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:44

Even if she didn't know about it the fact that she tried to cover up for him by escaping is in my opinion wrong regardless. The guy now has another opportunity to cheat on his girlfriend because of it.

leigh_1111 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:49

104 - your right I clearly didnt see it guess im classed as one of the idiots! I wonder if she found some of the evidence left behind and if she's a long way from home, on holidays with him. Feel so sorry for the GF.

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:46

You and his girlfriend should have left together and left him there like the idiot he is.

afropuffjake 9

Sunday 5 August 2012 11:46

But if the bitch is crazy standing there and defending your innocence isn't exactly smart either.

alyshashubby 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 14:50

you're all sinners! !!! stay out of people's business

TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:42

I assumed that OP didn't know he had a girlfriend If I caught a girl with my boyfriend and she didn't know he was taken I would be unleashing hell on him and not her And if she did know I would unleash hell on both of them