Love: Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the...

By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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You deserved it 36 458

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By effinit - 30/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 125

You deserved it 6 646

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 101

You deserved it 970

By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 703

You deserved it 1 615

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 417

You deserved it 10 270

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 2 449

Wakey wakey

By DanJames24 - 24/05/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML

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You deserved it 162

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By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 959

You deserved it 6 105

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 635

You deserved it 3 139

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 055

You deserved it 32 310

DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 August 2012 2:10

Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.

Eorlas 31

Sunday 5 August 2012 2:15

Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.

Comments

lovebeecharmer 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:01

The other girl must have been Mexican lol

mskimbelinapham 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:06

That's why you only sleepover and have sex when you're ready... Not bc you're horny and want some!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:32

I thought it was the latter.

annalily5 28

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:41

Being horny and wanting some=ready for many people. Not everyone needs a romantic dinner and movie first. Some people don't even need a name.

mrz1177 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:08

What fun... Jk

purpledrizzle 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:24

The husband from a previous FML not only cheated on his wife, but also attempted to cheat on his girlfriend with you OP. Watch out for angry women throwing punches

lena85_fml 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:31

Op, he sounds like a real McAsshole!! I hope you had no idea of the gf!

camimiller16 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:33

Well if u knew that he had a girlfriend than ur a **** but If u didn't know than he's a man *****!!

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:39

If you knew he had a girlfriend and you still went for it, YDI for agreeing to allow his dick to make an OP/GF ****** juice cocktail. You know he got it in after you left. Time to find someone new.

Mrnice 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:50

Well said :))

Dallasluver19 14

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:06

Wow he's a bitch. You deserve better.

wubbazugg 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:07

I love how people rag on both sides. **** you all, **** everyone you can get your hands on.

Anubis_81 21

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:11

Why the hate to the OP. Said he had a GIRLFRIEND. Not WIFE, and not FIANCÉ. What's the big deal? He can sleep with who he wants.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:27

Sure he can, and I can call you an idiot if I want.

klovely22 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 8:46

Wow. You clearly live a very lonely life.

Anubis_81 21

Monday 6 August 2012 1:47

Monogomised twats.

DocBastard 38

Monday 6 August 2012 2:18

Monogomised? That's such a stupid idea it isn't even a word. If you want to ***** around and sleep with multiple people, be my ******* guest. But don't go crying here when you get multiple women pregnant and have to deal with child support. Not to mention the STDs you're sure to get. Enjoy! Idiot.

BradTheBrony 19

Monday 6 August 2012 18:51

Oh, huge surprise, Doc outwitted yet another dumbshit. JOIN US NEXT WEEK ON THE EXCITING AND EVER-CHANGING ADVENTURES OF DOCBASTARD. Please? I need to feed my family... JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW DAMMIT!

ayenii 14

Sunday 29 April 2018 22:39

The whole purpose of a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship is to be exclusive to one another unless clearly stated otherwise. If you don't want to commit or don't think they should commit then just sleep around and live a lonely life, sir.