By Ihavelike3bucks - 18/12/2016 13:51
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Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!
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....4 days is nothing. Try chronic constipation some time.
Try 8 days
That's what Taco Bell is for.
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That's what Taco Bell is for.
MiraLAX and then relax on the porcelain throne