Love and Proposal: Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By got any coupons? - 23/12/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML

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By Loveless - 09/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 20:08

Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML

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Monday 19 October 2009 16:05

8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!

Fop 6

Monday 19 October 2009 16:05

Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>

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BAMACB 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:21

Totly too fast

babyydolly 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:12

there is definitely someone else

DReamBig24 0

Monday 6 June 2011 22:50

haha wow

hateevryone 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:51

8 years? moving too fast? 8 years?

BeibertSmitor 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:34

... Hey, sometimes you get those girls that are like that. But if you wait, I'm sure you'll find it's worth it.

mk58 31

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:38

No matter which way you look at it, 8 years is a looooooooooooooooooooong time.

xs4u 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:56

stop wasting ur time. dumb her.

chandlerbelacic 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 5:18

Your girlfriend sucks. Sorry op

cnygard95 12

Monday 21 April 2014 9:17

Run, bro. Run. :)

Rammer3500 23

Thursday 1 January 2015 6:13

You have a lot of patience.

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