Today when I was working I piled dishes on a pizza tray and carried... - FML

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Today when I was working I piled dishes on a pizza tray and carried it to the kitchen. But because I couldn't see my feet I didn't notice the pile of ice water on the floor and I slipped and dropped everything everywhere. It was super embarrassing and EVERYONE saw.

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