Health: Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By Marcilor001 - 10/08/2018 20:30

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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kruzito 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:41

Time to buy a bigger one!

shovels 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:47

Jog to the store and buy a new one...

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CEG3 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:12

I feel your pain man...I hate it when that happens! Especially after you watch Mr. Food all day!

creamcheese724 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:15

well played captain

TKrisha_fml 5

Monday 30 May 2011 23:27

dw. juat means it time to lose wieght

zembof 3

Monday 30 May 2011 23:45

fat ass

zombiemaster21 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:45

was it a scale they use in factories?

slashedheart 1

Monday 30 May 2011 23:48

This is why I don't like the name Maxine. Because I just think "Max...is that what it says when you step on the scales?"

SpectSelf 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:49

weigh yourself on a truck scale next time.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 30 May 2011 23:54

YDI for buying such a shoddy scale. Spend a decent amount of money next time! :P

1123nic 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:55

its time for a salad

rhysfucker 24

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

love your fml name; is that a trippy thing? btw, even cheap scales work for awhile. mine's from Tar-gey and it's worked for 10 ys. : /

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