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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

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By fuckmylife - 28/04/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

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Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00

Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML

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doyers11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:46

Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D

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doyers11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules

Perksofbeingawal 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:21

This "fml" is grammatically incorrect. It should read "less THAN", not "less then."

Boygenius50 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:44

YDI for bad grammar.

Perksofbeingawal 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:10

Stop hating, you faggots. Don't be mad 'cause y'all have horrible grammar.

SkyHiLyfe_808 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

That would be a no-go.

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:34

kick em out?!

SkyHiLyfe_808 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:18

Exactly, OP should just find new roommates, not be subject to the ridiculous demands of the inconsiderate roommates.

Death_From_Above 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:01

tell em theyre shit outta luck unless u get gas money

sensoon15 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:40

or OP could just drive them and drop them a mile away from their destination then scream out the window "NEXT TIME DON'T BE A ******* RETARD TO DRIVE DRUNK" then they drive off.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:22

Gas money wouldn't cut it, IMO. Shuttling multiple people around is a huge pain in the ass. I can see doing it for a friend who can't drive for medical reasons, or helping someone out when their car breaks down. Even then, I'd take issue with them demanding it instead of asking for a favor. But no way some drunk-driving dipshit is going to force me to play Soccer Mom. Get the hell out, OP. This won't end well.

a_nutritionist 10

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:01

start selling their stuff on ebay :D

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:03

it depends if you're rich or not if you can afford the petrol go ahead if not charge them the petrol money

apology89 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:05

Throw them out

shocking_silence 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:08

my thoughts exactly

thebestof1984 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:07

Move, get your ass out of there fast!

TalkinSmack 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:08

u sure pick WINNERS to live with

xGemmi 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:12

win

JerryCedar 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:01

duh..

you_failed 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:08

Wow. That sucks OP. They can take public transportation at least. You're just being taken advantage and by the sound of it, they kinda sound irresponsible. Time for new roomies mate ASAP. :]