By lifestinks - 05/04/2009 04:17 - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
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TryToBeKind 0

That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out." *or whatever boyfriend's weight is

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actonthat 0

I can't stand that people act like she's committed some horrible sin for not being a size 2. If it's easy for all of you to be skinny, that's really awesome, but for some of us it's a real struggle. I've been fighting to stay a size 8 since I was in my early teens, because I just lost the genetic lottery and got a sucky metabolism. I don't stuff my face (I actually also have IBS, so I can't eat very greasy or rich things), and I'm very sensitive about because I can't stand when I'm feeling down about my weight and people act like I've made some conscious decision to not be a stick. That's not how it works. So shut the **** up. And OP, this guy is an ass, dump him. I'm lucky enough to have a cute boyfriend who doesn't like women with the physique of small boys. The one really awesome thing about not being a size 2: I have boobs. :D

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GiannaxRevenge 0

@#18 and I think you're retarded.

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IronicMazza 0

Hey fatass either this Is a fake cause fatties don get lucky or else your boyfriend is blind

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lackofsanityx 0

hahahaha. your comment is legit one of the stupidest things i've seen.

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fmylife0624 4

The one thing I never do is cross physical boundaries...people can't help it if they're born with a cleft lip, huge nose, tiny eyes, thick eyebrows, etc. And if they had genes that cause them to be overwieght, they can't really help it either unless they try really hard, and sometimes that doesn't even work. The one thing I admire about overweight people is that they eat healthy, they watch their weight, they exercise. Whereas people born skinny like me sit around on FML all day and pig out, without gaining a pound. So the overweight person that tries is better than the skinny person that never did, and half the people out there going, 'oh, they're a frikin fat lard' have never been in their shoes before and seen how hard it must be. Alrighty, I'm done ^^

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wushay 0

woah. fyl. and referred, not reffered :)

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SavySituation 0

If Your Fat Then Loose Weight An Let Your BF Know That You Dont Appreciate Him Telling You To Loose Weight In Ah Harsh Way, If Your Not Then Dont Take It Personal #thatswhatiwoulddo.

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ShatteredRubiks 16

Please Don't Type Like This. And by the way, this isn't twitter.

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redfaction 0

America is the fastest country.... maybe you should put down the fork and pick up a healthy exercise... I did... this isn't a fml... this is a hint.... a very very obvious hint

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wanna_bee 8

I love that people are going on about all 'larger' women having the genetics that dont give them a size two and that they are portraying that all 'skinny' people try to be skinny. Not so. Some people can eat like a pig and still lose weight instead of gaining any, hint-most small people dont try to be small, they just are.

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