By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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WTF93_fml 0

well did u get your ********?

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alwaysalady 0

I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.

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alwaysalady 0

I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.

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WTF93_fml 0

well did u get your ********?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

And how much was it?

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Amkii 0

LOL! So how did they react? Did they tell you the cost for a ********? What about the blow dry?

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katcri 0

Lol. What if hairdressers actually did give ******** with haircuts...

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tbonea1990 0

u got to go to the Asian part of town and it always works

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corocoro 30

They'd get a lot more business, for starters.

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pannap 0

hey, i'm a hairstylist and if someone said that to me, i really wouldn't think much of it. really. so don't feel bad. as hairstylists, we hear much weirder things than you fumbling over your words.

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slyvanilla_creme 0

that's really funny.... i remember when i was getting my car washed and asked, what about blow drying? apparently the guy was like, oh we get the job done...if he said "******** done" well...i can see how this can happen. but they just used towels so i felt like duh! i'm just so used to going to the drive through car wash.

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skitz 0

sounds like something that would happen to me, haha.

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christinedoo 0

kind of like asking the guy at the drugstore where the "reese's penis" is.

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ryguy997 0

sucking practice that melts in your mouth, not your sperm covered hand!

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