Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt...

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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rawrface22 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:28

You can't control some things..

Iamnotmyself 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:39

Must have smelled like the ass gas of Satan

Comments

Souners 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:40

You should have stood up and proudly stated, "That was me!"

Itstherealjen 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:40

Welcome to the family :)))))

SayHiToChucky 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:50

She "can't win this fight".

WhatBearIsBest 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:28

I was literally listening to Danger Line when I read this

SayHiToChucky 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:24

That's shocking... but not like a bullet hole.

alexiiiiis09 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:45

Man dontcha just hate when that happens and then all you can do is sit there and blush and try not to bring it up. Or you can Blane it on the dog...

alexiiiiis09 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:51

*blame

Killerturtle 11

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:14

How can you blame it on the dog? Please explain.

AmethystRain 20

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:26

You mean you haven't taught your dog how to use the toilet? What kind of a pet owner are you??

TheCylonmaster 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:07

Oh yeah, like a dog brings a newspaper into the bathroom to blow chunks and wipes his wormy ass with toilet paper. (sarcasm, since some Fucktards can't tell the difference)

mannykinz 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:52

Classic. Be proud of your creation.

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:54

Better to have the bathroom smell than you ******** in your pants

LittleRRed 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:56

That happened to me too

ftw487 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:00

Thats a shitty situation lol

GraceKathryn97 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:31

Haha! Corny but funny!

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:05

You know the miners used to use parakeets to gauge unsafe gas levels in the mines. Today that would be considered cruelty to animals, thus the invention of products such as febreeze to kill odors.

guckylynn 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:24

Those two things are in no way related...

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:54

No, but it was funny. I for one would politely ask if the bathroom had an air freshener spray located inside. It may sound crude but it is better than letting someone else take the blame for a smell they didn't emit.