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By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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You deserved it 32 936

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 074

You deserved it 7 981

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

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You deserved it 8 705

Awkward

By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to a new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 080

You deserved it 41 841

By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 777

You deserved it 9 021

By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 004

You deserved it 28 780

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 478

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 016

You deserved it 91 932

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 306

You deserved it 19 721

By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 980

You deserved it 9 415

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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You deserved it 47 193

chaos753159 4

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:19

wait she wanted you to "T-Bag" her and u just gve her a condom LOL

Seventytimeseven 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:16

hillarious, not FYL. JUst highly amusing

Comments

CaptainBlake 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:21

lol wrong T-bag dude.

iamgoofymovie 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:29

lol #62 I like the raw dog reference. Dane cook is hilarious

yourefreakindumb 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:48

You are a ******* moron. Seriously, condoms don't come in little bags, tea does, how'd you get em mixed up. I'll tell ya how, you're a ******* idiot.

PentiumBawls8 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 7:20

Try taking a stash brand tea bag and hold it against a durex condom or any standardized sized one (we're not talking about magnum size condoms because we all know you arn't smiling bob you pathetic underachiever) and you will see that they are about the same size. So relax next time you disfigured hobbit!

_Jake 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:49

Wow, Odontoceti be surprised if she comes knocking on your door later ;D

hhhiii 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 7:05

wow embarrasing I'm guessing you realized you gave them a condom while you were about to have sex with someone then you go screwed and didn't go on with it so that's the true FML huh