By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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MyaaBayyBee 6

At least you're saying "always stay strapped"

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onlychildFTW 33

My question is, how do you mistake a condom and a $20 bill. Seems kind of impossible. You could just feel the difference.

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JustDerpin 11

If I was that cashier, I would have winked and wrote my number on the back of your receipt.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I just hope the condom was still in it's package

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GVirdi 11

Well.. The story is an FML now

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zachherbert 10

Well, it is on FML, so I'm guessing not perfect...

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indielove 13

"I'm sorry sir. We only take cash, credit ,or checks."

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"Sorry sir, we don't take rubber checks."

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happle 21

Another reason not to keep condoms in your wallet or pockets...

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2oc 5

Tell her it's a limited edition coin still in the wrapper.

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eggmarie 25

61 - oh yes, carrying a condom and being prepared is just a HORRIBLE thing to do.

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naughtia 14

81- it's actually not safe to keep a condom in a wallet. The friction caused from opening and closing the wallet as well as body heat (from inside a pocket) can cause the condom to deteriorate therefore cause small holes, thus defeating the purpose of using a condom in the first place.

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eggmarie 25

How do you know OP isn't a woman? I keep my condoms in a part of my wallet where they don't rub against things.

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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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GVirdi 11

The cashier could have also been a guy I wonder how awkward that would have been

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Mahtari 19

You should write more novels and make millions.

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ElGrandeNacho 3

Just cause you wrote a paragraphs worth, you get a like and a smiley

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HonestTruth 5

At least your mum wasn't with you.

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GVirdi 11

You don't know that :3

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HonestTruth 5

She would probably put that in the FML to add to the awkwardness.

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fazzems 21

Why would anyone be buying condoms with their mother...............

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Shayners5565 3

Atleast it wasn't your mom at the cash register.

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Ecstasyyy 3

You obviously care for the cashier, you don't want them to get pregnant and die ;)

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Senseless_487 29

Wait, pregnancy causes death? Talk about mind blowing!

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zachherbert 10

All pregancies cause death. It just takes a very long time for the symptoms to show..

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gracehi 31

And air is poisonous...it just takes 80 years to kill us. :)

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botdflove 4

If we lived 80 years breathing poisonous air... Wouldn't we get to a state wherein won't effect us? Plus a lot of ppl live PAST 80

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Listerinekiss_fml 7

There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex op people do it all the time to get what they want why not try it at the grocery store produce is expensive as hell

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Rhysviri 10

"There's nothing wrong with paying people in sex, OP. People do it all the time. Why not try it at the grocery store; produce is expensive as hell!" Try some punctuation, it's great!

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Dnigz13 4

I don't ever remember any condoms feeling like a 20dollar bill

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TuLegit 4

Dnigz13 I think you are my new best mate!(yes I was stalking your profile)

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Jiinxx 8

7 - you look like someone I NEVER want to piss off.

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Dnigz13 4

Tulegit: hahaha right on I dont mind lol Jinxx: hahaha

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dixiefoxx 22

I wonder what the cashiers reaction was..

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KM96 24

Probably shocked as hell ... Just a wild guess

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SkoomaKi 27

Or he/she winked and said "I'll see you in the back". OP is definitely leaving vital information out. I think that's it ^

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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SenselessPattern 12

A moment of silence for one of the few funny and original jokes made on FML. May it rest in peace. U_U

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bitch_pleez 10

Just picturing the conversation with this.. Cashier "I'm sorry, what is this for?" OP "oh umm, always use protection?" Cashier "oooookkkkkkk...." OP "crap. Bye!!"

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KM96 24

So OP runs off without paying?

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IzabellaBlack 0

Why are you guys so mean? I thought it was funny.

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