Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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Andy_fails_ 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:02

Why would anyone automatically approach tourist unless it is part of your job or you want to make fun of them? Way to change to story bro. Got you there huh?

ddokbokki 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:00

Welcome to the 21st century douchebag.

chumps 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:59

congrats you are the biggest asshole i have read about allnight asians are ******* smart shitface though i have to admit im not asian but your a ******* shitbag

Sucp 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:36

u fail asshole

fraza101 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:03

lol what a dick, really u should just went an bin like hello, do you need help? and then if they didnt know what ur saying feel free to go into ass mode.

AtoZandBeyond 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:28

ROFL do you do that to mexicans too? Do... you... want... $5 for lawn?

sameer672 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:38

**** YOU ASIANS OWN ALL

Broeman 0

Friday 18 September 2009 11:42

YDI for being a racist asshole. WTF, dude, would you just go up to a group of black guys and start talking in clicks?

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:24

San Francisco has a huge asian population that have been there for generations your an idiot for not knowing that

_20jre 0

Monday 12 October 2009 7:05

**** you, you racist bastard, YDI

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