Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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protooler31 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:32

damn, presumptuous persons such as yourself are one of the reasons people ******* hate America and it's citizenry....thanks for keeping up the bad rep, douchebag.

amaneylandx3 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:01

I think I love you.

simkire 7

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:25

HEY im asian

painislife 2

Friday 17 July 2009 13:42

You deserved it

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 8:54

you ARE an asshole

tomarino13 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:28

stereodipical asshole.

Cocopuffs0012 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:03

Stereotypic ass.

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 24 July 2009 0:51

i woulda done the same thing why do those 150000 idiots say YDI...?!i mean...asian dudes takin pics...

jap1198 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:53

retard

meowwbin 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:08

wow. I rep the asians bitch, we know better english than you

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