By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Tucatz 0

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

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Bubs_fml 0

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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d347hm4n 0

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Kennzz 0

Seeing as that it was her boyfriend I wouldn't say that the "easy" card applies here. Grow up!

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Littlebit0595 4

That has nothing to do with it, you immature asshole. Leave her alone.

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Bubs_fml 0

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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samabomination 19

A Falcon Punch to the nuts would be appropriate in this situation.

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reqret17 13

yeah uhh sex-driven idiot i hope u broke his dick

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Tucatz 0

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

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zbots 0

I guess he just wanted one for the road

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ohhboyy 0

lol #7 i was thinking the same thing this guys a jerk & a half!!

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Jnerdy97 13

Any guy that's proud of his heterosexuality is automatically a pig.

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shehzeenahmed 0

you should be happy that he's gone now. good riddance. what an ass.

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