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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:15

I'd adVisa you to tell the police the truth. They can't charge you with any crime after they Discover what she did. I'm sure you'll be Amexonerated.

ironichalibut 24

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:15

Wallet looks like you just got trolled. I hope the police understood OP.

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still_guns 16

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:43

jaysus. well it looks like the police believed your side of the story

deet124 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:42

You gotta give her credit she played her card nicely

noelasis94 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:51

I would have done my best Elvis impression and walked off saying thank you thank you very much

violetsweety 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 0:01

why?

noelasis94 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:42

When someone gives you something the polite thing to do is say thank you

kzai 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 1:14

Wow it's okay, karma'll get her

Ibeatmyself 3

Sunday 10 March 2013 1:54

Most place of businesses have cameras just have them look at them or do what I do just don't help people most people don't liked been helped by ppl they don't know

edgarhaasenbary 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 6:01

Damn that's smart. Ima drop my wallet all over the place tomorrow

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:38

She should be grateful you gave it back, there are a lot of people who are not so honest.

santos1255 5

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:43

What a bitch

8eight8 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:58

poor you!

p36288 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 13:30

Similar but much more severe events have happened in our country recent years, ie. passer-bys tried help old ladies who fell down on street were punished for they can't prove the ladies were not hit by them. And after that no one dared help those people in danger. The society keeps discussing this, but no one knows how to deal with it. In your case, to call and tell her that there is a card on the ground might be hers, without touching it, might be a better choice.