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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:15

I'd adVisa you to tell the police the truth. They can't charge you with any crime after they Discover what she did. I'm sure you'll be Amexonerated.

ironichalibut 24

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:15

Wallet looks like you just got trolled. I hope the police understood OP.

Comments

maz95 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:23

Sucks right when you want to share a little kindness only to have it shoved right down your throat.

greenwich1945 13

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:24

Hopefully there's CCTV so they can see what really happened.

perdix 29

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:25

The moral of the story: If you find a credit card, buy yourself a tank of gas and then toss it out in an empty field. People suck these days, so you can either swim against the tide and try to be decent, or go with the flow and be a sucky person.

kamikrazy 6

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:30

Or you can buy a couple of t.v's, game systems, a horse, then toss it out.

perdix 29

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:33

#20, you might have a confrontation with a human if you try to buy those things with a cancelled credit card. You need to up your sucky person skills.

TheElBurrrito 21

Sunday 10 March 2013 0:37

A tank of gas, perdix? That'll cause them to go broke. That stuff is expensive.

gregkingsley 4

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:26

Unless u look like bin laden. That lady is as crazy as squirrel shit

DCFan 9

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:43

You're a racist bitch.

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:26

What a nutjob. Seriously can't people just appreciate the good intentions? Hopefully there are witnesses to catch this lair.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:31

No good deed goes unpunished.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:53

Are you people new to FML? Seriously. If there's on thing I've learned here it's to never help out my fellow man and only look out for myself. Well, I kinda did that already, but FML has reinforced that belief.

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:50

FML is a very biased place to come for reinforcing beliefs like that, considering that there is, by definition, not going to be any stories of nice things happening to people.

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:03

good old troll

Sugarita 7

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:31

That sucks big time

BOBDUDE 0

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:42

Next time do the smart thing and just take it. Use their ID to find their living place and duct tape it to their door. It's like being a cross between Robin Hood and Santa, and if you wouldn't take that opportunity I wouldn't even spit in your direction.