By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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abattior 18

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

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vikky538 28

tell him that's not the right way to check the temperatures...

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Gillett 23

I know huh! Tell him rectal is the best way!

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tdawg91 17

He was just getting to know you through pheromones ...... But seriously that's so disgusting, I hope you poked his eyes

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rmllavaneras 19

"That's how we're like in Jersey" just got taken to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

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StarDust5921 16

It could have been a dare. Has anyone seen a show called Impractical Jokers? This reminds me of an episode where the loser had to stick a random strangers toe in his mouth. It was so disgusting but I laughed my ass off at the same time.

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linnie_wesker 20

#42 It doesn't matter if it was a dare or not... if that happened to me I'd scream at the guy and call the police.

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StarDust5921 16

I didn't say it justified his actions. I was just speculating. If it were me in the situation, I would have given the guy a swift right hook for touching me.

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J483 12

All I'm wondering is where you work.

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stephanyovalle 15

I got many questions. How in the world does this happen? How did he come so near to you to reach your armpit? ... Why did you have your armpits exposed? What the actual ****? This is so wrong in so many levels

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Dick_diamond 22

Takes "finger licking good" to a whole 'nother level.. Creep alert

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