Work: Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating... - FML

By f_ck_U - 21/09/2011 06:47 - China

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

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f_ck_U 16

Friday 23 September 2011 3:58

more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

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YourEvilHero 12

Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:09

this site can be addicting...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:01

1- You should hire him. :D

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Dekat121 24

Saturday 21 June 2014 21:17

if your boss was watching behind your shoulder for an hour id say he was enjoying the site just as much as you were... atleast you might be able to hold that against him

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 January 2015 3:38

Now you have a posted FML.

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