Better out than in

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 02:00

Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Emergency!

By Not dying. - 21/04/2015 07:55 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

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Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Slim87R 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:18

Uh, I would still get that checked.

MN_girl21 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 8:53

I wouldn’t ignore abdominal pain. I did once because I was worried the ER would tell me it was gas or something stupid so I wouldn’t let my husband take me. Ended up needing an ambulance while he was at work. I had an ovarian cyst that hemorrhaged. I lost 2.5 liters of blood internally. It was by far the worst pain of my life! It’s better for it to end up being something silly than to die from ignoring the pain.

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Slim87R 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:18

Uh, I would still get that checked.

Jaymail 18

Wednesday 20 May 2020 6:34

I do a lot of walking in my job. Since the Virus ended the job for me I’ve really gained the lbs in my waist. Because I’m hoping to lose the lbs again once the Virus is over I refuse to buy bigger clothes. So I’ve experienced exactly the same as the Author of this FML. Having to unbutton the top button of my jeans took care of the problem for me.

MN_girl21 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 8:53

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 20 May 2020 21:04

holy shit, girl you're my hero!

jobekka 20

Thursday 21 May 2020 13:08

did the same thing, just much stupider.. I wouldn't get my urine tested cause I thought it was embarrassing to pee in a cup, ended up having to call my dad to get me from a friend's cause my uvi was blarring up. asked my dad to stop every 30 second on an hour long drive to the hospital to pee. got to the hospital they gave me one small pill and I the pains were gone 30mins after.. had been in pain for half a year.

Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Wednesday 20 May 2020 22:43

😂 that happened to me when I was a teenager. My mother was so mad because she had to miss work to run me to hospital for a fart 😂

CRC_101 31

Wednesday 20 May 2020 23:18

You did the right thing. I get excruciating gas pain, but if I were vomiting in pain I would 1000% go to the ER immediately.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 21 May 2020 1:00

Cruciferous vegetables?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 May 2020 18:09

I've been so constipated that I've had a terrible stomach ache before, but never to the point of doubling over and vomiting. You may still want to get checked.