Sorry, but an even bigger pet peeve of mine is when people correct others who aren't incorrect. It can be spelt (or spelled) "smelt" or "smelled."

Sorry, but you're supposed to "smelt" metals in blacksmithing and metallurgy (or in reference to the fish), it's proper to use "smelled" in reference to scents. And "spelt" is used in Britain, not here.

Personally I think spelt/smelt sound better than their -ed counterparts in some cases. Such as "his hand smelt of fish". Though in this FML I think smelled would sound better, but that doesn't mean that smelt is incorrect.

"In American and Canadian English, the verb smell makes smelled in the past tense and as a past participle. Outside North America, English speakers use smelled and smelt interchangeably, and neither form is significantly more common than the other. For North Americans, smelt usually means (1) to melt or fuse ores, and (2) any of several small, silvery fishes of the family Osmeridae found in fresh waters of the northern hemisphere. Smelt as a form of smell is not unheard of in North America, but it is rare (see the Ngram below), appearing mainly in the rhyming jocular expression whoever smelt it dealt it (and its variants). This ngram suggests that smelled may now be more common than smelt in British English (though this does not mean that smelt is wrong)" [sic]

Unless you're trying to encourage people to use boob and sock money, you may want your sign to read "We don't *accept* boob or sock money." Not trying to be a grammar nazi, just trying be helpful and make sure you get the sign you actually want and not the exact opposite!

Time for bleach.

Screw the bleach. Time for fire! I'd try to burn those hands off and hopefully start fresh!

May want to get some germx, just incase that happens again.

you don't have hand sanitizer at your register? where i work every register has hand sanitizer, including the fuel center.

A lot of places don't have sanitizer at the clerk's station, especially not at Petrol stations. An old Asda I used to work for never had anything like that unless a manager paid for it themselves.

I said that and then FML messaged me and said I was trolling and had been warned.