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By CliffyB03 - 01/08/2016 21:00 - United States - Coraopolis

Today, while at work as a cashier, one lady's total was $1.32. She handed me the dollar, and then apologized. When I looked at her, confused as to what she was sorry about, she went wrist deep into her bra, grabbed some change, and quickly put it into my hand. It was wet and it smelt. FML
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CliffyB03 28

I'm actually surprised this one got published. But it was 90 degrees out, and my hand smelt like boob sweat for a good half hour until I was able to go a scrub my hand clean.

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I used to work in retail and it was so gross when people got money from their bra!! I know it's convenient but I don't want to touch your boob sweat, thanks.

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I, a female, never store money in my boobs... I have a wallet, and at least a purse to dump things in. There are places that flat out refuse to take bra money, thank goodness.

Exactly, but I guess I understand why people do that; avoiding robbery?

Boobs sweat, especially in summer. I'm sorry about your luck, but it's not like we can control it.

I'm talking about the boob sweat, we can control where we keep our change. Please keep your change responsibly.

matttheman25 8

Money is gross as is. If you don't wanna deal with it wear plastic gloves.

Why? Why do women do this? I don't store my cash in my jock. I love you ladies, but that is a nasty habit. Knock it off.

bfeller728 8

A jock is not the same as a bra....... If I am going to a football game or somewhere where I cannot bring my purse I will wear a tank top, a regular bra and a sports bra, and keep money in between the tank top and the sports bra. Sporting events where I'm from all have a clear bag policy and won't accept most wallets.

I wouldn't compare a jock to a bra. A jock holds your genitals, your sexual organs, storing money their would be much more unsanitary given that your genitals secrete sexual fluids and bodily functions. A women's bra holds her breasts, breasts aren't sexual organs or genitalia, they're secondary sexual characteristics and they don't really secrete anything, except we sweat when it gets hot. However, I still agree, storing money in your bra is still unacceptable and unsanitary, no one wants your money covered in sweat. It isn't hard to wear clothes with pockets, or just bring a small purse that you can wear around your body, or something, but don't make a cashier accept your sweaty boob money that's been sitting in your shirt against your skin all day.

Did it smell so bad you could smell it from your hand or register?

CliffyB03 28

My hand smelt like her boob sweat for a good half hour. It was so strong

That is very disgusting. Sorry you had to deal with that, op.

CliffyB03 28

Yes, because I just put the change right up to my nose to get a dose of her body lol

WTH? I've never known any woman to keep coins in her bra. FYL OP. Waaait... smelt as in smelled? If you mean that it smelled then YDI. Why would you be smelling it, or moving slow enough for the scent to hit you? I would have been hustling to get that shit into the cash register and out of my hands!

"In American and Canadian English, the verb smell makes smelled in the past tense and as a past participle. Outside North America, English speakers use smelled and smelt interchangeably, and neither form is significantly more common than the other. For North Americans, smelt usually means (1) to melt or fuse ores, and (2) any of several small, silvery fishes of the family Osmeridae found in fresh waters of the northern hemisphere. Smelt as a form of smell is not unheard of in North America, but it is rare (see the Ngram below), appearing mainly in the rhyming jocular expression whoever smelt it dealt it (and its variants). This ngram suggests that smelled may now be more common than smelt in British English (though this does not mean that smelt is wrong)" [sic]

Smelt is the British version of smelled and is widely accepted, so she meant "smelt." And seriously? It doesn't matter how quickly she was moving, the smell is still there.

Fun fact: you are well within your right to refuse money that is wet with sweat as it is a bodily fluid and can this be considered a biohazard

Thats disgusting. In nyc they are not accepting bra money.. Ill keep money in my ball sac then pull it out in front of you. Well see if u accept it.. ANIMALS