By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 973
You deserved it 4 045

Same thing different taste

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i dont understand why people post FMLs for stuff like this all the time. YOU get to be 80 years old and tell me you wont find it hilarious to do that to young'uns. He's harmless enough, and was probably making a joke. The problem is, you see someone your grandpas age, and you immediately assume he's creepy, not just joking around (hint hint, old peopl ehave senses of humor as well).

Meathook 0

Someone get that guy a beer.

Thunderbender 2

Lol thats pretty funny. Your life isnt ****** in any way what so ever but still funny. Belongs more on MLIA than this site. Although if it was on mlia we wouldnt get these funny ass comments.

WallyTheWombat 0

I'm gonna do shit like this when I'm old. "Hey baby, you lookin for a sugardaddy? Theres some hard candy in it for ya ;) and some freedent for when you're done" And I can use all the cool old people lingo :D Kid = whippersnapper = youngin TV = the tele TV Remote = clicker Freezer = Ice box Then I can complain about my knees and hips not being what they used to be and use that as an excuse to go to the bathroom in my pants. "Hey baby, want some Adam West's penis?" -for you family guy fans :D

oh_danng 0

wallythewombat you seem to have put some thought in this hahah