By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 973
You deserved it 4 045

Same thing different taste

Comments

darkestofdays 0

Haha u kno u wanted some of that... u dont have to lie

lawl wow how nice watch him turn arnd and smack ur butt

kellan1100 0

well if not pedophile then all I can say is RAPE ALERT!!!

alykeicarp94 0

so fyl? not tht big of a deal to say fyl?

An item on my list of phobias does not constitute a fantasy.

probably thought she was checking him out.

Haha, sounds like he has a sense of humor. Doubt he was being serious

bfffness 0

at least he was man enough to tell you how he feels. aw poor you, your life is so ****** up now cuz some old thinks ur hot