Miscellaneous: Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin...

By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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You big fanny

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 17:57 - Germany - Hagen

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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By AvengedSevenX - 03/02/2012 15:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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By shaunaaa - 17/02/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

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By lolfayce - 06/12/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By David - 25/05/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as an amateur magician, I tried a new trick at my nephew’s birthday party. The trick involved pulling a fake rabbit out of a hat. I didn't realize my nephew had put his real pet rabbit in the hat as a prank. The poor rabbit jumped out, scaring the kids, and causing chaos. FML

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Ewexz 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 13:03

So maybe it was a prank afterall... But done on you instead?

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 11 October 2015 13:01

Oh this is nightmare worthy

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punsarefun 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:03

Burn! Burn it down!

S0LUS 16

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:11

I would have flipped out if it started to move.

pharaohasphuck 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:12

How can you not have known it was fake? There are pretty detailed differences from a fake and real spider.

MedChew 19

Sunday 11 October 2015 17:09

Have you even seen how realistic prank toy spiders are getting these days??

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:15

he must have overjoyed

riddhi 16

Sunday 11 October 2015 14:19

I am more concetned about the nephew

feliciaheartu 21

Sunday 11 October 2015 15:36

It wasn't fake, or maybe you're not wearing your specs?

CoolCookie210 22

Sunday 11 October 2015 15:42

I cringed so hard

kwerner7116 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 16:12

I would have screamed so loud

Richard6036 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 16:49

Now that's funny

Pootato88 15

Sunday 11 October 2015 17:49

get rekt u scrub

itsalanis 25

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:52

gg wp no re

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Same thing different taste

It wasn't me!

You big fanny

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