Miscellaneous: Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler...

By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2016 14:10

I can't stand it when parents don't supervise their children.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 25 October 2016 14:14

"I'm changing my battery. These ones only last about a month before they start rusting—see the red? You're a young one and are still running of the kinetic energy built up over nine months of gestation. Listen, if something goes wrong and I malfunction, please contact my developer and recite whatever error code I give."

Comments

mkcherry 14

Thursday 27 October 2016 0:03

My daughter has tried to peek under the stalls before, a stroller doesn't fit in the stall with me so I have to walk her in and try to awkwardly hold her hand while I go, luckily she's never riggled away. It's really awful the kid got in your stall but it doesn't mean the parent was just totally negligent.

rockydify 22

Thursday 27 October 2016 2:37

That's when you get out your potty mouth and teach the child some new words.

Mortoli 30

Thursday 27 October 2016 19:54

it could have been worse, she could have surprised you which led to an impulse of punching her or something lol.

sawwahbear 7

Thursday 27 October 2016 20:13

I'm sure this is terrible but I would have pushed said toddler in the head with my foot until they went away. Can you tell I don't like kids?

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 27 October 2016 21:34

I might restrain my impulse to kick a child crawling under the door of my stall, but I sure wouldn't restrain myself from asking what the **** it's doing or telling the little brat to get the **** out of my stall. And conservatives are worried about transwomen in the ladies' room? You're probably more likely to be gawked at by some poorly supervised toddler.

bubblelady 8

Friday 28 October 2016 15:16

All the people saying the kid was 'unsupervised' you don't know that. It literally takes 2 seconds for a kid to get away, they're the fastest things in the damn planet. Mom was probably in the next stall over and let go of her for a second to wipe or something.