Health: Today, while dreaming, I was thirsty and grabbed a glass of water... - FML

By emeraldapostle - 10/11/2018 14:26

Today, while dreaming, I was thirsty and grabbed a glass of water to drink. The taste was so horrible that it caused me to wake up and realize I was drinking the isopropyl alcohol I keep on my nightstand for my CPAP machine. All Poison Control had to say was, "Uh oh." FML

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emeraldapostle 17

Thursday 8 November 2018 23:01

Hey all, OP here. I'm fine, and Poison Control helped me out after saying, "uh oh." Now I keep my isopropyl somewhere besides my nightstand

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Wednesday 7 November 2018 22:11

Uh oh

Gamessence 19

Thursday 8 November 2018 4:01

Maybe they said uh oh then said what to do. Op probably left out the what to do part to make it more comical

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emeraldapostle 17

Thursday 8 November 2018 23:01

Hey all, OP here. I'm fine, and Poison Control helped me out after saying, "uh oh." Now I keep my isopropyl somewhere besides my nightstand

newbiemalestr8 26

Saturday 10 November 2018 17:50

yeah, what did they tell you to do????

EinVoegelein 8

Friday 16 November 2018 15:02

but how did you unscrew the child-proof cap while asleep?

abutorac951 14

Friday 9 November 2018 4:10

What did poison control have you do?? I’m very curious!

Chelsea Louise 10

Wednesday 26 December 2018 10:15

and this is why i dont keep poison next to my bed 😂 glad your okay though

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