Miscellaneous: Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for...

By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was at hospital and the nurse asked me for an emergency contact number. I was about to say my wife, but she divorced me last month. I couldn’t think of anyone else. My parents are dead, none of my other relatives live in this country, and I have no children or friends. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Amk - 28/04/2017 07:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML

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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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Some friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

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By Girl With a Cold - 08/02/2012 18:46

Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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By GamerAM - 27/06/2019 22:23

Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 00:01

Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML

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the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:46

i would have just written down 911

Miso_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:45

ill be your contact!!!! :) dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)

Comments

The_Advice_Guy 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:24

For the right amount of money,you can PAY people to care...Unless you can't afford to buy friends...In that case you illegally import a chimpanzee and go for broke.Your good friend 'Apu' would care.

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:39

You care about you and Other Than Allah YOU is all you need. Love too but God is love sooooo...

poeticvibez07 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:48

are you a disgrace to the human race or are you surrounded by x amount of horrible people?? I'm going to guess the first

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:08

Put the name of girl that dumped you a long time ago (I have a feeling you have a wide selection). Then, when you are mortally injured or killed, they'll call her and THEN she'll be sorry.

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:21

Actually Poetic the real/kind down too earth people are often oucasts!! The shallow douche bags have all the friends!! Soo hmmm Poetic maybe your in denial or your shallow etc. Unlike you though Im not gonna judge which you are as I wont give you that pleasure! Im on a level not many will reach! Try again!!!

lostinediting 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:01

The improper grammar level? There's alot of people at that level.

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:28

Plus too the OP could be LGBT and back in tha day you go to "The City", Now thanks too Gentrification ya cant go escape to the city no more. Well its HELLUVA trickier!!!

Ariel881 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:37

I actually don't know who to use for my emergency contact these days, either.

NoobHat 6

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:40

Oh shut up. Write down a parents name. Get off FML.

quarty165 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:15

lucky you. your parents care. it doesn't mean that the op's parents do - or for that matter, that they're alive.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:49

Pick the person who you think would be most easily guilt tripped into being your emergency contact should they unexpectedly get the call.

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:12

I kinda understand. Hugs... Sometimes there are life circumstances beyond our control that may lead us to this road. Yeah, there r good friends who would care enough, but ideally u would want family to be that emergency contact. Sometimes I have to think who to put too :( Sad i know