By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 19:15

Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept hitting me. Normally I wouldn’t care, but she’s a new mother. There was milk on my shoulder. FML
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Abby Gut 25

Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining

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Allie614032 34

I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...

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Donut_Wizard 23

“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”

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Abby Gut 25

Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining

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yarani 26

That's the best part of going to the dentist! And I'm a girl too

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Zekfen 17

It would be wrong of us to assume your gender or sexual preference!

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RichardPencil 30

They should have given you a male hygienist to bludgeon you with his scrotum. That’s only fair!

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JustALesbian 16

Not all of us teenage girls are straight lmao

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Donut_Wizard 23

“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”

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vandj8 9

She just wanted to give you a drink.

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Allie614032 34

I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...

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laranicolebaby 25

They have breast pads you can put in your bra to help prevent that but sometimes it does leak through even those. I feel bad for both of them!

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Lobby_Bee 17

If they are good enough for a baby, they are good enough for me. Enough said.

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RichardPencil 30

To me, the pain of orthodontia was largely offset by getting hit by the boobs of my tormentors! If your mouth is going to hurt for a week, but you get a faceful of boobs, well, to a teenage boy, that’s a pretty good deal!

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tonyfan00 38

She clearly didn't read the script if she <I>actually</> cleaned your teeth!

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toooldforthis 19

Ask her for some cookies and move on with your day

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blahblabbity 19

at any point, did she tell you to suction?

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