Health: Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 19:15

Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept hitting me. Normally I wouldn’t care, but she’s a new mother. There was milk on my shoulder. FML

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Abby Gut 25

Friday 6 April 2018 6:32

Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining

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Allie614032 34

Tuesday 17 April 2018 20:31

I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 17 April 2018 19:56

“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:10

Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.

sunshine1421 14

Friday 20 April 2018 6:10

is milk allowed after the fluoride?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 20 April 2018 10:22

You said normally you wouldnt have cared but she was lactating. i am a lesbian and boobs are boobs

Paul Rushing 21

Saturday 28 April 2018 11:42

Dentists don't clean the teeth...

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Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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So destructive, but so cute!

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Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML

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Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML

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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML

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