Kids: Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children...

By GildedByVices - 24/12/2016 08:12 - Australia

Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children and I sat down to watch 'Mr. Stink', an Xmas film about a scruffy, stinky tramp. When he first appeared on screen my children both exclaimed in unison, "He looks like you, dad!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie, my dad turned to me and said, "Wow, you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely look like the Antichrist, and I'm a teenage girl. Thanks Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Sarah Lyn - 24/06/2019 04:59

Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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amymc1980 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:08

I love that film, watched it loads last year.

cacheson 41

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:53

Even better!

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amymc1980 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:08

I love that film, watched it loads last year.

Googolman 29

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:08

Tell them that eventually they're gonna look like you.

cacheson 41

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:15

Congrats, you look like a movie star!

cj89898 24

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:43

The movie star looks like HIM

cacheson 41

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:53

Even better!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:51

You're a mean one, Mr. Stink Your heart's an empty whole.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 December 2016 1:18

*hole!

Brandon1000 10

Sunday 25 December 2016 4:30

Admit it, you googled him.

anormalperson 25

Sunday 25 December 2016 13:21

I remember watching that, some parts were filmed in my town.

pjsr 32

Sunday 25 December 2016 18:51

Hmm, seems like it might be time to reconsider your choice of facial hair and personal grooming habits.

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