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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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bbgirlXD 6

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:14

you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter

afallingstar 22

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:12

obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised

Comments

wethequeens123 1

Monday 24 May 2010 5:48

dude u can't even say he ur boyfriend all u can say is that u have been seeing him for 3 years well I guess it's sort of bothie faults

heyred 11

Monday 24 May 2010 5:49

Who answers the phone during sex? YDI for being a lousy lay.

strandy 2

Monday 24 May 2010 6:28

what's with all these people that answer their phone during sex? how rude.

KrazyK340 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:15

wyt does OP mean???

slick628 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:13

you'll have sex again :)

n_maher 0

Monday 24 May 2010 10:59

flat out... "I agree, your life sucks"

peak2185 0

Monday 24 May 2010 14:12

jahahahaha

hobo_lowbo 0

Monday 24 May 2010 17:07

at least you know he's not gay

stro88 6

Monday 24 May 2010 23:54

Props to the homie. best way to break the news.

Rico5037 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:47

so did you finish?

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