By revan546 - 26/04/2013 13:23 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML
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revan546 24

Hi guys, OP here. Yeah I've been a vegetarian for a few years and my friend finally decided to call me out on it. I think i died a little inside when i heard it haha. He eventually did admit that he was wrong and we're still friends and whatnot. Common sense isn't so common nowadays though is it.

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spazz666 18

This friends, is why us vegetarians have a bad reputation for acting like we're better than people.

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rg350dx 29

Delicious, delicious birds.

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DocBastard 38

If we aren't supposed to eat meat, why is it so damned tasty?

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SMHsohard 22

I've always said I could be a vegetarian with no problem, if they'd only reclassify beef.

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gablillian 13

Only example needed as to why I will never be able to be a vegetarian...bacon!

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Benchyface 11

...Aand there goes my respect for DocBastard. You should know better, being a doctor and all, pft.

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AboveAll04 14

that's just like saying strippers are people too.

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ElatedEarthling 15

Whoa, first time in internet history that someone defends strippers. I respect respect.

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Pstraka6 20

Ask him if humans are animals or if we are only mammals. Please help your friend

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Enslaved 36

I hope you laughed your ass off and then corrected him. ***Reminds me of the time I once had a cold and was told by my friend, that I shouldn't be eating what I was eating because "dairy products" causes phlegm. I was eating eggs at the time. :P

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vbmg152 18

Why don't people understand vegetarians? When I go to a restaurant & ask what vegetarian options they have, they always say fish & chicken! What?? Vegetarians don't eat anything with a mother!

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lylotrezor 20

I love the way you phrased it! xD (although, sorry, I downvoted your comment by accident.)

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Lichinamo 33

That's a much better explanation. I've heard the explanation that they don't eat anything that lived, which is when I usually point out that vegetables, fruit, etc are all living things as well

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love_me_electric 20

Technically plants have mothers too, since plants have sperm and eggs like we do. The only difference is that most plants are hermaphodites, so sometimes their mother is also their father lol.

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VeganVampyre 26

57- really? Anything that lived? I've honestly never heard that before. The most common one that I've heard is "no food with a face" and personally, when asked, I keep it nice and simple by just saying "no animals. And yes, fish and birds are animals."

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srogue74 5

two peas in a pod. a vegetarian and an ignoramus.

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