Miscellaneous: Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew...

By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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You deserved it 37 011

No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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You deserved it 425

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

Protein source

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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You deserved it 157

Free glasses for all

By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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You deserved it 405

Headshot

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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You deserved it 119

Shite day

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Moron with reflexes - 29/05/2019 06:03

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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You deserved it 983

89jessica 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:07

Were your eyes bugging you?

stitch_book 4

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:09

jeez ... you walked right in to that one.

Comments

Rangant 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:43

well u lost the neck-and-back sprint but u won the face-and-pole sprint

I_love_5gum 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:46

lol neck-and-back

Rangant 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:46

neck-and-neck**

Pro_Nothing 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:01

I hope it's on YouTube...

sillybabee 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:21

I agree with 35 (:

molil_4810 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:05

complete bs!!

Anaxes 5

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:37

HEY EVERYONE! MIRORBO CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE! THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT IT BACK!

Anaxes 5

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:49

For those unfamiliar with the name, Mirorbo is the man who would say Darling and Fuohohoho!~ in almost every post.

SmilingFriend 0

Monday 6 September 2010 12:12

I think I speak for alot of people when I say no one cares, ur an internet stalker. kill urself. make a FMl post saying "today, I found I have no life cause I stalk people on FMl, FML.

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:46

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Learn to read sarcasm dipshit. Why don't you kill yourself? Your "FML" is an embarrassment to the English language, you can't understand simple sarcasm and you don't even have enough creativity to come up with a non generic name.