Transportation: Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

crazycat123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:48

how does that even happen?! 0.o

Comments

pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

smdbeeach 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

dats nastyyy

pinkpillowz 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:39

well at least you didn't have to worry about anyone wanting to sit next to you ????

Day_Dreams 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:41

irritable bowel syndrome?

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:47

Did you piss yourself to, OP?

w2z1 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:52

I'm sure your seat neighbors had a great time too.

demarcusT 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:00

blame it on the guy next to you?

unidentified_sta 5

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:00

This would be attractive... To scat fetishists, fortunately they are not around

xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:04

to use (to) toilet? you mean the?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:15

that's why I fly first class. one or two bathrooms located close by for just a few people lol

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:18

Shitty.

Stupified 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:26

Control yourself, woman! Damn comment bug 

buzz18 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:18

yyuuccckkk

hippiechick96 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:16

f the guy next to you's life.

KelceyLoves 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:18

Reminds me of a joke: a person asks an old man whether he wears boxers or briefs. The old man replies "Depends." hah.

quent10 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:48

whomp

Stupified 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:51

Uh oh. Here comes a flock of wah-wahs!

cincin75 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:13

hello miss Smelly. 

MagneticGuitar 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:14

Nervous eh?

christa953 12

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:03

ydi for crapping your pants

cmonster234 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:56

Now thats just nasty (Cleveland voice).

graceguerrero 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 7:44

peachy wear a diaper lols fyl

xdeadxradiox 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 8:03

Lmao @99

TransitionCovery 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 8:24

"Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML" YDI.

MadameJello 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:34

there are bathrooms that are near to economy too ya kno it doesn't matter

daka_fml 5

Monday 6 September 2010 2:51

hahaha

Sprinkle_Donuts 1

Friday 10 September 2010 1:01

that's why u should were depends then u can talk on the phone and piss all u want

OopsieDaisies 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

That sucks!

adddadancer 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:40

that is si slack imma need u to do betta

JillianlikesVogu 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:39

Probably because you were so fat you got stuck in your chair.

I_have_no_clue 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:24

What a stupid thing to say 

th3b0ss 0

Monday 6 September 2010 0:37

haha #4

imemerald 3

Monday 6 September 2010 9:47

Okay, OP may TDI, but how/why do you know/think OP is fat?

Frenchtony 17

Wednesday 8 September 2010 11:52

Dude your French sucks so hard you made like 4 mistakes in your biography :P stop showing off saying you are French "j'aime le vogue" is totally false :D and I am French so I know what I talk about.

KittehKatt 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:39

Ewww... I'm guessing there wasn't any clothes in you're carry on?

starile 19

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:51

Yeah, I was just thinking that-- don't people normally have carry-ons? She probably didn't even think of changing into carry-on clothes, if so YDI.

lemoncows 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 8:42

sometimes you have to take really little bags like on propellor planes and you can't fit clothes in there. but yeah if they did have clothes I think they would have changed.