Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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loveisalie2 0

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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loveisalie2 0

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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blehargh 0

How did the spider get IN your eye? Just reach in and pluck it out, shouldn't be a big deal unless it was a black widow and it injected venom into your eyeball.

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Alicia_Raven7 0

A black widow wouldnt fit! unless it was a baby

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greendaygirl597 0

#63: for some reason that made me laugh. OP: ewwww. I hate spiders.

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Cjw1220 0

Black widows aren't even the deadliest spider.

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Link5794 18

Monsters Inside Me? FYL OP btw, there are gnats called eye gnats that suck on the moisture in the eyeballs of humans and cows.

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Link5794 18

Black widows are actually pretty small.

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famas48 0

Thats really ****** up lol.

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likeanoutlawbayb 0

thats so ******* gross. i feel sorry for you!

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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0

AWWW YOU HAD TO TOUCH A SPIDER? ...why is this FML even here?

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lilone08 0

yea i agree kinda lame

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Jbot 0

What the hell are you talking about? She had a ******* spider IN HER EYE. She didn't have to just touch it, she had to have it in her.

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Serafie 0

...she had a SPIDER IN HER EYE. CRAWLING AROUND ON HER EYE. Touching a spider alone wouldn't be an FML but having a spider ON YOUR ******* EYE would.

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SnowByte 0

To someone who has arachnaphobia, such as my mother and myself, this is a huge FML. Don't knock OP about it. She/he might be afraid of them whereas you seem to have no problem with them.

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sublimedude777 0

Hey, unless you haven't realized, some people are scared of spiders. If someone who's scared of spiders gets a spider in their eye, they have reason to flip out or post an FML.

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Pastor_Rich 0

I like cats... hate spiders

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redbluegreen 40

I think it's more like FOurLives since spiders small enough to get stuck in our eyes can make gigantic webs. And they say spiders are only here to catch bugs. (;

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