Love: Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the... - FML

By Shy_Shiloh - 21/01/2016 08:58 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

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Shy_Shiloh 8

Thursday 21 January 2016 17:51

In an attempt to stop the 'break up with him' or 'he's an asshole' comments that seem to get posted on every FML involving boyfriends/girlfriends: This was an accident. It was a rather unfortunate one, but an accident nonetheless. It's not like he purposely put me in a dangerous situation like other pranks I've read on here. He was getting me back for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He feels awful about it, but it's not his fault that I lost my balance and fell.

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jengo54 16

Thursday 21 January 2016 17:11

Guess you got hit by a smooth criminal

nodeathtoall 19

Thursday 21 January 2016 17:11

I'm sure that was a thriller

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kristincybulski 14

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:00

Tuh-hee-hee!

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 25 January 2016 21:02

You gotta know your target! This is my #1 rule of safe pranking.

myaahni 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 3:15

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