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By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24

He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.

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MagicCookie 2

or when people knock and then enter immediately

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UserOfTheMind 24

He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.

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Malsain_fml 10

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higgysaurus 18

I dont want to jump to any conclusions, but it sounded like #4 was saying the dog would want to join in, if OP was having sex doggystyle...

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whysobeachy 37

Makes sense. All those exclamation marks made the comment sound like an accusation of some sort, though.

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nikkipettyfer 24

Honestly, in this situation it's best to pretend it didn't ever happen

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Alikatkitty 5

well I mean I would cover my dogs eyes. that's some scarey stuff....mentally scaring for the little creature

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thejonac 21

your dad should have knocked bc that's only manners, but i honestly feel it was your fault for doing the deed with your boyfriend when you were 100% aware that you had a family member at home, esp since you didn't even bother to lock the door.

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pop17123 19

It was the OP's boyfriend house and Dad.

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HistoryHasEyes 19

Not an valid excuse you can buy a door lock for as little as $5

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LPac5295 27

As if the dog knew what was going on. Anyway, it's annoying when people don't knock. If his dad is ok with you two being sexually active you could lock the door next time or do it when no one is home.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Dogs nose told him exactly what was happening before the door came open.

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LPac5295 27

That's probably true. Now the question is does the dog understand what human mating looks like. Unless they're doing it doggy style I think he's pretty clueless.

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alexthevaultgirl 13

I feel ya, me and my ex were banging in the shower and his grandma walked in and she was like "how could you?! In front of the dogs" ?

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mthurston 14

Pics or it didn't happen ;) lol

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pop17123 19

Kinda your fault OP, you should've lock the door

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ackligtful 26

But why would he be letting the dog into your boyfriend's bedroom?

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MidnaLink 33

That's EXACTLY what I was going to ask!

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Dallyni 22

Because dad knew they were in there?? The dog knew they were there and wanted in? My dog scratches at doors when we close them out of rooms so we let him in with is

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Bunnyluver 20

Its probably Op's dog. Not everyone makes their dog sleep/stay outside.

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