Miscellaneous: Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to...

By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Oh nose!

By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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surferchick96 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:05

well that might not have been the show they payed for...

sinnedrebel 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:10

you should have improved and went straight into your best hulk hogan skit.

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sk8rgirljj 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:41

uhhhh..... tht sounds desperate n the **** in ur pic r small n it's just again desperate to even post a pic like tht.... weirdo! lol

babez11 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:05

they r not smal!!!! they are HELL BIG OK!!!! u just cant tell from this picture!!!!!!

babez11 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:07

plus my "down stairs" has been ****** plenty more times than yours !!!!!!!

angel55033 12

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:16

I hope you're built ;)

tucklet 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:08

uhh part if acting is going on no matter what happens; get over it.

Nerry_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:24

lol ^

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:18

Wait... This was a class. Why would a live audience watch a class?

Melgros 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:45

Ewwwww. Loose bitch alert!

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:55

lol, what the ****? firstly, you sound like 12, so put your "massive ****" away. secondly, the guys you've had "sex" with could go to jail. thirdly, oh guys, didn't you know that it's SUCH an accomplishment when you are 12 and have been "****** in the pussy" so many times.