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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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By damnbananas - 24/01/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 9:40

when people in drama don't help you then you just fail at life

luvsyaweirdos 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:20

omg I broke a recycling bin with my binders

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rippeddude96 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:15

Hahaa it's always the friend isn't it?

jake_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:20

it's hard to laghf and help...

damienwatkins 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:40

dude... nice spelling

whatsupdoc69 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:35

nice spelling retard

whatsupdoc69 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:35

nice spelling retard

Minorchord 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:21

Why were you behind the curtains?

dochoc_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:31

that's it?

zook182 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:39

YDI for living in NSW you dirty ******* cockroach

glen12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:25

hahaha tru that

davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:40

when people in drama don't help you then you just fail at life

PhattySaxx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:03

Dude turtles are cool... lol

cheesepuffs159 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:45

first!

jake_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:47

you, sir are made of win

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:07

did anyone take the time of your helplessness to get a free *******?!

kloof 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:08

At least it was drama 'class' instead of a show.

Gaymee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:27

Sounds like a great high school expierence to me!! :D

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