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By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 553

You deserved it 5 722

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 885

You deserved it 6 134

By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 208

You deserved it 3 322

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 751

You deserved it 36 063

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 164

You deserved it 3 847

By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 078

You deserved it 4 429

By imok - 07/10/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 433

You deserved it 53 630

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By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 100

By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 916

You deserved it 32 432

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 402

You deserved it 2 936

MOVE!

By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 845

You deserved it 75 987

Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:11

They see me rollin'...

Tristyxxx 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:11

was she okay?

Comments

canzonetta 16

Wednesday 3 August 2011 14:15

You could have asked her if she needed help? Just like you don't just grab some old lady's groceries to help her carry them. You ask. But it's still kind of you that you thought of helping.

Captain0bv10us 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 14:18

Sorry mate :( Hopefully it all blows over. Gravity is such a bitch!

metallicarnage 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 14:24

They see me fallin

AmethystRain 20

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:00

Sounds more like your co-workers are the douches. At least you offered to help while they just stood around. Sorry for your bad luck though.

cooperd52 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:00

How do they even know if you left work

aPieceOfFruit 16

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:11

"So what you do today?" "nothing much, went to work, threw an old lady on the ground, ate a bagel...." "what what was that last one?" "ate a bagel?" *Sigh* "never mind......."

woody768 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:14

YDI for trying to help a old women in a wheelchair. They are the pure essence of evil!!!

Arch27 27

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:17

I know how you feel. I was helping a blind man down a snowy, icy sidewalk in the middle of winter. Like an idiot, I told him to "watch out" for a large patch of ice. Of course he slipped on it.

Daederoth 10

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:33

You are a douce, their are some things you just can't do even if it's an accident. Dumping someone out of a wheelchair is one of those things.

AriadneBelle 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:11

You should trust #78, he has tried to "accidentally" dump people out of wheelchairs in every possible way. It's a hobby, if you will. Obsession if you won't. If he can't do it, there's no way you succeeded.