By izerz - 26/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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izerz 0

OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol

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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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birds_fml 7

Well, was it yours or not?

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PlasticShark 0

PEACH vodka? Yuk, you're in big trouble for havin that !

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holysmokes420 0

ur in big trouble for having that kind of hair.

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birds_fml 7

Well, was it yours or not?

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Allstarr23 1

Why was she snooping in your room? And for all you uptight assholes commenting on being underage, don't pretend you didn't drink before you were legal.

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wingedelephants 17

#73 Crazy concept, I know, but some people just don't drink (yes, that was sarcasm). I've always detested the smell of alcohol and I don't need to taste it. Stop making assumptions about other people's experiences.

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oooh_dear 0

yea...FYL for drinking peach vodka dude. thats probably why shes pissed at you.

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markh110 0

...I don't get it? So... it's NOT yours but she found it in your room or...?

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troubletcat 0

Urgh, that's ******* gross, get a real drink. But your mom shouldn't be going through your room in my opinion.

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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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lol_urlife_sucks 0

Well, if you use poverty pipes, then it's still an issue ;)

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NaggerHagger 6

Well, foUrth graders know how to spell ;)

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xqme 0

yep..what #7 said.no bottles. ultra fine print under his name says "just the smell" xD if you're seriously underaged, YDI if you can't play it off as "my friends were over and showing me their bottle collection!" if you're not, hardly an FML. =P

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idrivefast 0

My parents didn't care if they found booze in my room. Helps even better now that I'm the legal drinking age. Rum, vodka, and Bailey's fill my collection

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

your picture is slightly ironic

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jackdaniels_fml 0

haha been in similar situations when i was underage but at least i wasn't drinking that shit lol.... were you drinking it alone in your room? cause otherwise i'm not sure why you'd have it in there and yeah #7, so right. nooooooo bottles ever!! hope you learned a lesson at least.

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