Intimacy: Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead... - FML

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:35

Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:33

Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk

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refticon 31

Wednesday 16 March 2016 8:14

Tactic used to delay orgasms, so my friends say

ssnow_fml 20

Wednesday 16 March 2016 9:44

That might be a hint...

MrsHoffman 11

Wednesday 16 March 2016 10:04

Are you dating Patrick Bateman by any chance?

proudspanishgirl 10

Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:27

Haha he is gay

dafuq1 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:29

narcissistic much?

jimeple 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:20

Voyerism

taker73 9

Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:23

He just watched American psycho and got inspired ! Watch out !!

dethouva 4

Wednesday 16 March 2016 13:04

Fun fact. A man is wired in a way that it is more physical than mental when it comes to sex. A man likes to see himself achiving the greatest goal. Its like being the star of your own porno. If anything you should put a mirror on the ceiling so you can watch your bf rail you out.

GabeDrumBeats 9

Wednesday 16 March 2016 18:32

That is quite awful, I'm terribly sorry for your loss.

ElizabethT003 8

Wednesday 16 March 2016 19:07

Kanye is that you?

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