By heathersmorin - 08/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
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I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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monnanon 13

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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EvanescenceLuver 12

Oh, ew! I was eating when I read this and that made me lose my appetite. -_-;

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Derrrrrrp32 6

This is so funny it makes me cackle

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PeeNaught 3

These at the things I look back and laugh about with my own... :-D oh how I love my babies!!

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LillyMosca 0

He's just a little kid...everyone stop being so mean...kids do these kinds of things, if you didn't want that stuff happening you shouldnt have had one

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Ignore the childless idiots. At least %80 of children, particularly boys, play with their poop at one point or another. Toddlers and babies old enough to walk do Not have to be attached to you and it's actually unhealthy to keep them that way.

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