By heathersmorin - 08/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
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I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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monnanon 13

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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madnightmaregirl 6

You guys are ridiculous. If you ever decided to pick up a book on child development you would there is literally an entire stage in their development when they are obsessed with their butts. Every child does this. They can't help it. Its part of their development and curiosity stage. And as for the gates...that is completely safe and understandable. Kids can get hurt so keeping him or her safe in a room thats baby-proof is reasonable.

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