By heathersmorin - 08/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
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I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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monnanon 13

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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LadyClarik 8

Why was your 18mos old child left alone and gated in??

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ReynshineCutting 10

So she could make his lunch, obviously. Most kids at 18 months have just about figured out how to climb out of a playpen so you have to have a safe room with a taller gate that they can't get out of when you need a few minutes to do something.

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Souperlicious 4

Someone's going to be a modern artist when they're older...

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tayza249 20

LOL that sucks but I found it hilarious

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tayza249 20

here's a thought.. if he can already take it off by himself, it probably wouldn't take too long to teach him to put it on by himself too..

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unhappypixie 4

just like all 'pieces of art' made by 3 year olds

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starlover77 0

ahh what an adorable little kid >.< have fun cleaning that shit up. =P

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iluvcupkakes 0

how long did it take to make your kid lunch

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iluvcupkakes 0

how long did it take to make your kid lunch

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iluvcupkakes 0

how long did it take to make your kid lunch

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