Intimacy: Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted...

By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get ******, then close the blinds.

biancagolden 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:16

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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runormal 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:38

Haha omfg. that is my bgest fear because i don't have blinds either

Applelover13 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:48

Lets hope it was cause your hot

Applelover13 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:48

Lets hope it was cause your hot

ceb798 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 7:14

#53 is totally correct. Also, it is illegal to take naked pictures of someone without their consent. If you are really upset then ******* sue them.

skatingweasel 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 7:45

were they hot?

doof_fisch 2

Thursday 7 May 2009 9:07

Invite them over for chicken dinner----seeing that you have already choked the chicken.

skyle_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:21

#23, what's wrong with gay sex? OP could be bi.

NuclearWinter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:24

I wonder what the girls would do if the positions were reversed? If you took a picture of them doing that, they would have screamed and called the cops. Get your revenge. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

LStatus 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 18:08

yeah man you're all set, more than 10 feet away the flash is going to reflect off the glass and they wont see anything but a big circle of light, dont worry, unless of course they have an slr with high iso that can shoot in dark areas... then your ******