Intimacy: Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Spicy

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Spicy

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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Top comments

perdix 29

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:49

Did the friends start singing the Shrinky Dinks theme song?

rachlikestea1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:26

thats awkward! They prolly ave trouble looking you in the eye xD

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perdix 29

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:49

Did the friends start singing the Shrinky Dinks theme song?

Olovio 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:04

At least it wasn't her parents.....

JassyJas 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:51

lmao thats so funny! you mustve turned her friends on too! unless youre not hottt then nvm XP

thatisjank 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:17

Oklahoma FTW!

SupaSwaggin 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:39

lol perdix!

13randy 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:52

lame just lame

rachlikestea1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:26

thats awkward! They prolly ave trouble looking you in the eye xD

powersmoke 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:39

YDI. Always check out what she's doing before proceeding.

LaChicaBonita 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:15

#7: your picture is rather disturbing

namhowell 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:40

#4: cause she was probably typing. And you totally deserve it OP.

LOL_7052 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:24

Wow...

lukascepanovic 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:52

I think that's an FML for your girlfriend

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:12

You should have swing your dong from side to side and proceed to beat your girlfriend with it

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML

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Today, while answering hospice calls, I had to take this one with a straight face. FML

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Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML

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Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

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Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML

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