Caught in 404pp

By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML
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dantheman931 0

YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

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Comments

shaubygal 11

eewwwwwwww at the top it says OP is a girl awkkkwwarrdd

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MrUnicorn 3

Starcraft is to hand as Studies is to girlfriend. With a few exceptions.

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YDIomg 9

334, why is it awkward when it's a girl but not when it's a guy?

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mauguster 15

Next time that happens look him/her in the eyes and finish like a boss

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shimmyya88 0

hahaha. sorry man, i guess close your door.

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DeafChef 0

#2: the OP is a woman, Dear Poster, why did you not just stop and pretend like you were asleep or lying down? :s

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danggit3290 0

He thought I was texting, I am not allowed to text after 10... He still, to this day, had no idea what I was really doing. xD

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Secret_Fire_King 0

Thats kinda hot, OP, if you are really a chick.. Were you being to noisy?.. Or, did you use the pillow?.. I reckon you might have been noisy.. I mean, how often does your step-dad stand outside your room at night, watching for movement..

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inSayne 7

holy crap! this is the only fml I have ever seen where the op posted something in the comment section. they never give us any consolation for our many questions!!! :O

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Azellia 15

Lucky OP that he didn't realize what you were actually doing! Way less awkward even if you did get in trouble for texting

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teentee401 36

As soon as I read "...with the door open, I voted YDI"

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thatguynamedsky 32

i don't my dying dog will pant and pant at the door if i close it

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nesj 0

gross... were you still stroking when you were looking at this figure??? YDI

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never2late88 0

if you look closely the op is a girl, which makes this more creepy....

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EMTchic 14

317- on the contrary, I think it would be even more creepy if op was a guy or if she was looking at a girl that whole time

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trackrunner525 0

rofl...thats hilarious...hope you learned your lesson

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mjsmclaren 0

Your step dad watched was watching you jack it...I wonder what he went and did after that?

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Amphysvena 11

probably tried to blind himself

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brandonsdick 0

deff. a chick so jacking it means poking it..hopefully not with a closed fist..

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ecilart 0

ew, why would he stay there and stare back? D:

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dantheman931 0

YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

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