Wanker and Intimacy: Caught in 4K - FML

Caught in 4K

By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

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Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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Caught in 404pp

By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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You deserved it 89 510

Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 755

By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

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Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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Wait until she's left the room at least!

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 11:00 - United States - Truckee

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Today, I messed up by forgetting that reflections on glasses can make a private experience VERY public. I only this realized after my mom asked what I was looking at; she definitely saw a lot more dick than she would have liked. I feel like such a perv. FML

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Top comments

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:49

#27 i'm sorry but watching **** in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

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z_vet 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 14:36

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

rwac07 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:37

the crowd wants an encore

awesomeooo3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:22

hahahahah op that's hilarious!!

hippo1234 19

Friday 25 April 2014 6:03

Better than casting a small shadow....

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:41

take pride in displaying your manhood to the world

haggymypants 3

Monday 22 November 2010 4:04

you look like hitler.

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:41

Carry your pride, strong and upright.

borba72 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:27

Man. This one was funny, congrats. Try and change the position of your monitor so you can jack off without projecting your shadow.

niftyhasdelulz 12

Monday 18 August 2014 1:46

That made my day. Haha thanks OP!

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:46

Thaaaaat's pretty funny.

ReMiX_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:41

i can see it, "daddy whats that thing going up and down on our neighbors window?"..."oh he's sexually pleasuring himself." hahaha

Black_Lord747 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:57

Lol Ori....

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:15

Oh, the possibilities... the comments to this are funny, too!

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

acke01 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 1:56

That comment just made my day.

heathallin 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:41

#19 haha, so politically correct, yet so thorough and yea, i've seen some puppet shows in progress, pretty entertaining

abbottizer 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML

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Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

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Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML

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Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

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